A sketchy advertisement from Dove

April 23rd, 2013

If you Facebook, I don’t need to recap for you the now-famous Dove “real beauty sketches” ad because your friends have already littered your feed with it. It’s now got over 16 million views on YouTube and is an undeniable hit.

Despite this campaign’s considerable success, and despite this particular advertisement’s brilliance, I have a problem with the ad. I think it’s very effective, but sleazy. Others have covered off on why this thing sucks from a feminist perspective. Here are some of the better pieces by thoughtful people:

  • Salon’s Erin Keane wrote, “Dove’s just selling deodorant and soap in a new way, while peddling the same old beauty standards as empowerment.”
  • Jazz wrote, “So you’re beautiful… if you’re thin, don’t have noticeable wrinkles or scars, and have blue eyes. If you’re fat or old… uh, maybe other people don’t think you look as fat and old as you do yourself? Great? Oh, and by the way, there are real women who look like the women on the left. What are you saying about them, exactly?”
  • Ann Friedman of NY Magazine wrote, “These ads still uphold the notion that, when it comes to evaluating ourselves and other women, beauty is paramount. The goal shouldn’t be to get women to focus on how we are all gorgeous in our own way. It should be to get women to do for ourselves what we wish the broader culture would do: judge each other based on intelligence and wit and ethical sensibility, not just our faces and bodies.”

So I won’t retread that ground. For my own criticism, I’ll focus on stuff that people aren’t noticing, and I’ll use a secret weapon, Linkedin, to do it.

So let’s dive in. First, it’s clear that the ad wants us to believe that there’s something scientific about the way the sketches were created. There’s the emphasis on the sketcher’s credentials (Gil Zamora, we’re told, is an “FBI-trained forensic artist”). There’s the curtain that divides the artist from the subjects, “we couldn’t see them, they couldn’t see us.” There are no lab coats in the ad, but this setup is designed to make the viewer suspend disbelief.

Indeed, Gil Zamora’s Linkedin profile looks legit. But then I came across an interesting line in his profile: “My technique relies on the forensic artist to be an advanced interviewer to glean unbiased information from the eyewitness.”

How is, then, that an “advanced interviewer” created the sort of biased sketch he says he’s trained not to produce? How is it that he used his advanced techniques on two witnesses and came to such different sketches of the individual? We can’t know for sure, but I’d say it has to do with the fact that Zamora knows which side his bread is buttered on, and could hardly resist steering his sketch results towards the outcome that his employer — Dove — wanted. Zamora claims to have 16 years of forensic art experience. He’s experienced, then, in producing non-biased, court-ready sketches that don’t lead to charges of bias by defendants’ or prosecutors’ lawyers.

Indeed, in the Standards and Guidelines for Forensic Art and Facial Identification published by the International Association for Identification (April 2010), there’s clear guidance that Dove could have used to strengthen the quality of the comparison. This guideline applies to multiple sketches produced as a result of multiple witness accounts:

“When possible, a different artist who was not present for the production of a previous sketch by any of this group of witnesses and who is not shown any of the preceding composite sketches should be used for each witness in order to avoid cross-contamination of the images by the artist. The experienced artist will be aware that there is no reason to believe that the first sketch of this particular offender is the most accurate portrayal possible. There is, therefore, nothing to be gained by producing a second image that has been influenced, however slightly, by the first.”

In other words, Dove could have and should have had the second portrait created by a second artist. What’s more, they could have had an external party hire the artists and could have kept the artists free from biasing information. I think there’s a high likelihood that a Dove marketer encouraged Zamora to lean on the scales a bit so that the second portrait would be more comely than the first. Dove might have even fully briefed Zamora beforehand, in which case the results are completely manipulated.

Second, there are a couple of well-known cultural phenomena that have nothing to do with whether women are their own worst critics. In most societies, humility is a desirable trait. In every major culture and religion humility — the quality of being modest about oneself – is a virtue. We all understand that other people will like us more if we don’t boast about ourselves to them, and most of us (narcissists excepted) play ball by these rules.

Compounding this natural and healthy bias on the results is our desire to be likeable. The subjects of this ad were told “to get friendly with this other woman” who had been present before their sketching session. Is it really surprising that the “other woman” didn’t sit down and detail the flaws of someone she just met? Again, it’s part of civilized society that you don’t criticize someone’s physical looks moments after meeting them. It’s only polite to avoid overly critical statements about someone you just met, especially when asked to describe that person to a stranger. Plus, all of the women in the ad are actually fairly attractive — not surprising given Dove’s approach to recruitment for this campaign (Dove wants “real women” but only if they’re “flawless”).

Ok, so now comes the fun part. In discussing this on Facebook, one of my friends defended Dove’s marketers, writing, “Big mega corporations are made of many individuals. I don’t doubt that those working on this campaign really thought they were doing a good thing and that the ends justified the means, and probably loathe their Axe counterparts (for both their advertising as well as their way more awesome Xmas parties.”

That comment made me curious. Is it true that Unilever marketers are siloed like this, and that there’s a cultural schism between those who produce the famously sexist (and brilliant!) Axe marketing and those who produce this Dove advertising? Could it be that Dove marketers are really aiming for social change, rather than aiming to make women feel insecure in order to sell more beauty products?

These questions led me to Linkedin, where I searched for people that used both “dove” and “axe” keywords in their profiles and who currently or previously worked at Unilever. I found, in short, that there’s a lot of internal mobility between the Dove and Axe brands at Unilever, and that multiple individuals work on both brands simultaneously. In other words, the people producing Axe marketing are the same as the people producing Dove marketing:

  • Jeremy Adams, currently Sr. Marketing Director at POM Wonderful, formerly Unilever, was responsible for Axe’s P&L and “led marketing campaigns for a dozen new products including the AXE Detailer Shower Tool, “The Fixers” line of body spray and body wash, AXE’s top shower gel variant (Shock) and a new 18oz line of shower gels.” While at Unilever, Adams also “Developed and launched Dove Visible Care line of body wash globally including range architecture, packaging, claims, Authority PR program, advertising and global roll-out plan.”
  • Ricardo Pimenta, currently Global Brand VP at Unilever, formerly “led a team of 25 people” while “responsible for Deodorants in Latin America (Axe, Rexona, Dove).
  • Tomomi Mimura, currently Manager, Consumer & Market Insights, USA Hair Care, responsible for “Brand Building / Mix Deployment Consumer & Market Insights Manager for Axe Hair, Dove Hair and TRESemmé.”
  • Todd Tillemans, currently SVP Customer Development at Unilever US, previously “VP General Manager, US Skin Care” where he was responsible for “1.7 Bn skin care business, including Dove, Axe, Caress, Lever2000, Suave, Vaseline, Ponds, Q-Tips.”
  • Gail Legaspi-Gaull, currently founding principal at Hat Trick 3C, formerly “managed marketing operations, brand strategy, advertising, and new product development for several of the world’s biggest brands (Dove, Vaseline, Axe).”

I could list many more examples — I found over a dozen results with my first search that confirm that Unilever marketing is organized such that marketers for Dove and Axe (and other Unilever brands) are one and the same. Sure, there are likely specialists that only do one brand or the other — but there’s enough evidence for me to conclude that we’re not seeing some uniquely enlightened marketing from Unilever, but instead a very excellent execution of a campaign that speaks quite well to a specific psychographic: the average American woman who’d like to look nice but who’s turned off by (or aged out of) the intensely youth- and sex-oriented marketing that’s common with other beauty brands.

I should pause here before I go into my next bit to say that I don’t think Unilever is particularly evil. Nor do I think their marketers are particularly evil. I think they’re fairly brilliant and excellent at manipulating the consumers that they’re paid to manipulate in pursuit of profit. I’ve long loved the Axe ads for how well they speak to 15-year-old boys and their fantasies (the Axe/Lynx ad “Billions of Women”  is a great example of every boy’s fantasy). I respect these men and women for the quality of their marketing. Unilever has one of the world’s best marketing organizations full of very sophisticated and qualified marketers.

I’m just saying that I find the Dove advertising particularly deceitful because it tries to position itself as an experiment that sheds light on some facet of our unhealthy society. In fact, it’s just more of the same beauty marketing that’s been preying on gullible women for years, and to see it shared on Facebook as some sort of enlightened thing that people should “show to their daughters” makes my stomach churn. As a friend of mine wrote on Facebook, “That’s not science, it’s fraud. Theater is OK, but they stepped over the line when they put on the lab coat.”

It’s not just this one advertisement where they’re trying to position Dove as enlightened. They’ve dedicated part of the Dove US site to explaining their “Social Mission.” There are activity guides for girls and moms to do together. Here’s an example for an activity for a mom and 11-year-old girl to do, called Real Beauty Spa Day: “Spend an entire day together and enjoy pampering yourselves. Turn a room into your very own at-home spa where you can do manicures and pedicures, mud masks, massages, have a healthy lunch and sip smoothies. Relax and watch an uplifting movie together. Use the opportunity to spark a meaningful discussion–ask her how she feels when she takes care of her appearance, which are her favorite or most unique features and what she likes best about herself. Teach her that looking her best and taking the time to treat herself is an important part of feeling good.”

Dove has even succeeded at getting this “Real Beauty” marketing inserted into school curricula. I consider this mindblowing abuse of the public education  for marketing purposes.

Because Unilever marketers have attempted to position their brand as socially conscious and enlightened, they open their brand up to closer scrutiny along multiple new dimensions.

Let’s look at some of those dimensions that people who care about society and the world tend to also care about.

  • Environmental record: Wikipedia’s entry seems good enough to conclude Unilever’s not doing enough. To be fair, Unilever claims that “Unilever and Dove® ranked among the Top 10 Greenest Brands list in the annual ImagePower® Global Green Brands Survey, one of the largest consumer surveys of green brands and corporate environmental responsibility. (June 9, 2011).” But really, shipping plastic all over world is green? On what planet? Plus, it’s possible that if you’re spending millions of dollars producing sexy videos constantly telling people you’re a socially conscious brand, you might do well on a survey like this.
  • Animal testing: Dove tests its beauty products on animals, according to Peta. This seems unconscionable from a brand that positions itself like Dove does. Writes Peta, “Hundreds of thousands of animals are poisoned, blinded, and killed every year in archaic product tests for cosmetics, personal-care products, household cleaning products, and even fruit juices. Although more than 1,300 companies have banned all animal tests, some corporations still force substances into animals’ stomachs and drip chemicals into rabbits’ eyes. These tests are not required by law, and they often produce inaccurate or misleading results—even if a product has blinded an animal, it can still be marketed to you.”
  • Health effects: Dove products rank “high hazard” according to the EWG Skindeep Database. No fewer than 78 Dove products use fragrances that are ecologically toxic, that cause allergic reactions, that irritate the skin, eyes and lungs, and that are organ-system toxic. Four dove products use propylparaben, a chemical that has the following concerns: “Developmental/reproductive toxicity, Ecotoxicology, Endocrine disruption, Allergies/immunotoxicity, Use restrictions.” How is it socially responsible to encourage women of any age to slather themselves with this stuff?

I could go on, looking at Dove’s record off charitable giving, the labor conditions in the factories where this stuff is bottled, the diversity of their executive staff, and so on, but I think I’ve looked at this thing deeply enough to conclude that Unilever isn’t really doing things differently with Dove, they’re just saying they’re doing things differently.

I find this sort of false concern for social impact particularly galling, and that’s why I spent a few hours of my vacation trying to discern if the company’s marketing messages are more than skin deep. Apparently, they’re not.

So, to wrap this up:

  • Dove’s first pitch: Ladies, you’re all more beautiful than you think! Strike one — girls aren’t valuable only when they’re pretty. And why must you define beauty so narrowly and conventionally?
  • Dove’s second pitch: our society’s unhealthy, as proven by this experiment we conducted! Strike two — Dove manipulated the experiment to achieve marketing goals. Plus, If Dove’s marketers really believed in changing society, then they would refuse to contribute to Axe’s infamously sexist marketing.
  • Dove’s third pitch: We’re a socially conscious brand! Buy our stuff to contribute to the change you want to see in society! Strike three — Dove’s got a lot of cleaning and greening up to do before they’re able to truthfully parade about in those clothes.

 

manufacturing bot + foodtruck + drivebot = money

August 19th, 2012

Robots fascinate me. This NYT story about how they’re taking over skilled manufacturing jobs offers great insight into our robot-enabled (disabled?) future. Combine manufacturing bots with car-driving bots, and the autonomous food-truck can’t be too far behind. Entrepreneurs will be able to plunk $300k into a Dunkin’ Donuts truck (or $300M into a fleet of them) and tell trucks to algorithmically scour social networks for crowds that could use some donuts and coffee right now.

Inspirational article – the man who gave up money

March 16th, 2012

Quickie link to an awesome article about Daniel Suelo, a man who:

  • lives without money in some of the most beautiful places in the USA
  • lives with near-zero environmental impact
  • refuses government safety nets because they’re “by-products of the money system he rejects”

There’s a book about him. The Man Who Quit Money

Hydrogen Q&A

February 19th, 2012

Check out this hydrogen-related Q&A with Peter Hoffman, a hydrogen advocate. It covers a number of basics regarding hydrogen. And it’s inspired me to list a few of the most common questions I’m getting from friends who want to know more about the hydrogen-powered car that I have recently started driving. So, here’s are the questions my friends and coworkers are most frequently asking me about the car:

Q: What kind of car did you get, exactly?

A: I’ve leased a 2011 Mercedes-Benz B-Class F-CELL. It’s a five-door (four doors plus a hatch) vehicle on the smaller side that’s powered by hydrogen. The hydrogen is converted via chemical reaction to electrical power that’s stored in batteries that drive a motor. Here are some reviews: 1, 2, 3. At least one of those reviews has pricing, in answer to another commonly asked question.

Q: Given the cost and relative inconvenience, why not just get a Prius or Volt?

A: Three reasons. I enjoy an occasional jaunt into early adopter land. This is one version of the future of the car and I was really pleased when Mercedes finally got back to me months after I submitted an “application” expressing interest in the vehicle. (Here’s the official site where you too can apply for the pilot program.) There are only about 30 of these vehicles on the road right now. It’s got geek-snob appeal, to me.  Second, if I must drive, I wanted to see if I could do my crazy, 120-mile round-trip commute in a much, much greener way. The length of this trip means that a Prius or Volt would essentially just be conventional gas vehicles, anyway. Third, it’s all about the HOV access. The F-CELL is eligible for a coveted white sticker, allowing me to use the high-occupancy-vehicle lane even when I’m the only person in the car.

Q: What’s the range like?

A: Marketing materials claim the vehicle can achieve a “range of up to 240 miles,” but in my experience, the effective range is closer to 150-170 miles. I’m not driving with a lead foot — in fact, for most of my trip, I’m setting cruise control for 70-75mph. In heavy traffic, where I’m going 15-30 MPH, the fuel efficiency is much greater. I probably could squeeze out 240 miles at 40 MPH, but dare not go 25 miles under the limit on any California freeway for fear of having my face shot off.

Q: Can I get a ride?

A: The terms of the lease cap me at 30k miles over two years, a number I may reach long before my lease term is up. Miles are precious and side-trips are basically out of budget. If, however, you want to tag along on one of my Laguna Beach to Santa Monica commutes (and spend the day in Santa Monica), that would work. If you’re connected to me on Facebook or LinkedIn, you know how to reach me.

Q: What will you drive when your two-year lease is up?

A: Depends on my commute and how well the fuel cell market develops, but I’d love to stay hydrogen from this point forward, all else equal. I don’t know what my options will look like in January 2014.

1% education

January 22nd, 2012

In Friday’s NYT, Neal Gabler delves into the educational differences of the 1%:

  • “our educational 1 percent suck up a disproportionate share of academic opportunities”
  • “Who are these academic 1 percenters? To a large extent, they are the children of the economic 1 percent — children of privilege who have been given every chance to excel and often do. They attend private schools and summer camps, take music lessons, get extensive SAT tutoring, land prestigious internships, take trips overseas and generally do what the less affluent cannot afford to do.”
  • “Superachievers get the lion’s share of slots in the Ivy League, Stanford, the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and other outstanding universities. As a result, they dominate the Rhodes, Marshall and other prestigious scholarships. They get catapulted into the most selective professional and graduate schools. And they land the highest-paying jobs, becoming, if not the next generation’s 1 percent, at least its 5 percent.”

Even though I grew up in the bottom 10% (economically) and spent the last two years of high school on food stamps and other welfare programs, I somehow managed to grab myself one of these 1% educations. Pluck, luck, what the fuck? I still don’t know how. I graduated from Yale (BA in English) and from UPenn’s Wharton’s MBA program. I landed a great internship or three. But what I think Gabler misses is the fact that every population of contestants, no matter how rarified, still stratifies as people look for advantage over each other. At Yale, getting in was no longer an achievement that mattered because everyone there got in. Instead, the student body moved on to new contests.

Some of these contests were generations in the making. A classmate was George Bush’s godson. There were third- and fourth-generation Yalies in my class. These people tended to prove the suggestion philosopher Michael Oakeshott’s point “that it takes several generations to make a career. Interests, habits and lore accrue in families and shape those born into them” (from a relevant-to-this-discussion David Brooks article praising Romney). There were of course scads of Andover/Exeter grads (who formed new cliques), sons and daughters of very rich people, and so on. Those contests were won before any of us even got to Yale. And then once we were all there, new opportunities for differentiation abounded. Singing/performing/writing competitions, sports competitions (several of my fellow crew team members rowed in the Olympics), academic competitions (Rhodes, etc.), secret societies, and so on.

Even certain academic experiences contained competitive hurdles. There’s an intensive program for first-year students that’s been built for students from very solid academic backgrounds (while I struggled to address gaps in my education, the private school kids were reading and discussing Virgil, Homer and Plato for like the third time). When it came time to declare majors, private-school kids overindexed in majors like Economics, Politics and Ethics. The official website for EP&E states that it’s “an honors major, to which application and formal acceptance is required.” Public-school schmucks like me generally didn’t apply.

Wharton was no different. My wife (who also graduated from Wharton) fiercely competed for a spot at Bain & C0. But even among Wharton students going to Bain, students competed for location. San Francisco was thought to be the most difficult office to get an offer from, so Bain SF people looked upon Bain Bumblefuck (Dallas, Atlanta, etc.) folks with a mix of camaraderie and superiority.

In short, the sub-stratification never ends. Once you establish a pecking order and tell certain people they’re the top 10%, those winners look around and start jockeying for ways to arrange themselves into a new hierarchy.  It’s a fundamental human tendency.

So back to the NYT article … Gabler goes on to enumerate the ways in which this endless competition is problematic, including this one: ”1 percent education may make students risk-averse. Though educators are fond of saying you learn from failure, with today’s stakes, the best students know you cannot really afford to fail. You can’t even afford minor missteps. That is one of the lessons of 1 percent education: 1 percenters must always succeed.”

I’d agree with this point. It seems too many of my Yale classmates made conservative career choices, choosing the sure monetary rewards of medicine, law, and Fortune 500 business over entrepreneurship, arts, or social work. Miriam Naficy’s The Fast Track was their bible. If they weren’t pre-med, and they weren’t able to land the internship at Skadden or score above 170 on the LSAT, they wanted to work in banking or consulting.

I’m as guilty of risk aversity as the rest of my classmates. If I’d had any guts at all, I’d have followed my passion and started my own game company after Wharton rather than seek the safety of working on the games business for one of the largest companies in the world (Microsoft).

The times article concludes (big quote, because so much of it is great):

“In the end, 1 percent education is as much a vision of life as it is a standard of academic achievement — a recrudescence of social Darwinism disguised as meritocracy. Where the gap at the country’s best schools was once about money — who could afford to attend? — now there is the pretense that it is mostly about intelligence and skill. Many 99 percenters are awed by the accomplishments of 1 percenters, especially as the gap between rich and poor in SAT scores and college completion widens. Whatever this does to education, it also undermines the underpinnings of the social contract. The danger isn’t just that people who are born on third base wind up thinking they hit a triple; the danger is that everyone else thinks those folks hit triples. One percent education perpetuates a psychology of social imbalance that is the very antitheses of John Dewey’s dream.”

I’m pretty sure I hit the triple, starting from extreme poverty and landing in the 1% (there, that’s a bit of autobiographical detail that maybe someone wiser would have left out).  But the charges of narcissism and social Darwinism ring true, and I’m not sure what to do about it. As a new parent I want to instill the right sorts of values and avoid raising the sort of narcissistic, privileged boy that fails to develop any larger mission or ambition for his life.  My son’s been napping here on my lap as I wrote the last few paragraphs of this post. At just two weeks old, he’s all potential. How do we avoid Tiger-momming and Helicoptering this little human into a financially-rewarding but ultimately unfulfilling life?

Autobiographical updates?

January 22nd, 2012

I’ve struggled to figure out the best way to use this site. I’ve self-censored numerous updates that I’d have liked to make because it’s a bit scary to think that this can be read by anybody with an internet connection, many of whom might lack the context to figure out the meaning of some comment or snippet of text that I write here.

But living in fear that someone is going to lift snippets of text from this site and use them out of context isn’t very fun. That fear kept me from writing. And writing (for me) is release and a way to think out loud. It’s a way to work out my thoughts on certain subjects. And oftentimes, it’s the debate that occurs around what I write that helps me refine my positions (or find new and better positions entirely). That’s why my time at Joystiq was so educational. It’s not just that I was able to write about and edit writing about games full-time for two years, it’s that I got instant feedback from Joystiq’s sizable and passionate readership. Whether my mistake was as small as a simple typo or as large as a bad assumption, comments generally showed up within seconds of hitting the “publish” button.

I guess I also fear inviting that sort of (often pointed, sometimes rude) commentary on autobiographical updates. It’s a kind of academic fear, though. It’s not like I have a readership to worry about. Meanwhile, folks like Heather (of Dooce.com) bravely blog it all, even heavy marital woes. I doubt I’m capable of being quite that open, but I’ll give increased openness a couple shots over the next year.

You are what you learn

December 13th, 2011

“You are what you learn. If all you know is how to be a gang member, that’s what you’ll be, at least until you learn something else. If you go to law school, you’ll see the world as a competition. If you study engineering, you’ll start to see the world as a complicated machine that needs tweaking. A person changes at a fundamental level as he or she merges with a particular field of knowledge. If you don’t like who you are, you have the option of learning until you become someone else. There’s almost nothing you can’t learn your way out of. Life is like a jail with an unlocked, heavy door. You’re free the minute you realize the door will open if you simply lean into it.” –Scott Adams

There’s a certain energy…

November 25th, 2011

“There’s a certain energy that a start-up has that’s like lightning in a bottle, but companies lose it over time as they get mired in their own systems.” — Primo Orpilla, of Studio O + A, an architecture and interior design firm that’s done offices for companies including PayPal, AOL, Trulia, StubHub, Square, Quid, DreamHost, Yelp, and Microsoft, as quoted in Metropolis, November 2011.

And so Studio O + A clients tend to be large companies (like AOL, PayPal, and Microsoft) who are trying to rekindle the energy of their early start-up culture or genuine startups that have completed a strong round of financing and are ready to splash out as part of their bid to attract talent and attention.

On repeat: Zee Avi’s Concrete Wall

October 27th, 2011

I heard this song this morning when I was stuck in the sort of ridiculous rush-hour traffic that proves there’s no such thing as intelligent design at work in our universe. Malevolent design, more like it. Anyways, Zee Avi’s Concrete Wall soothed me from the first Boom sha-clack-clack to the last.  Thank you, Jason Bentley.

The Boy Who Harnessed the Wind

August 30th, 2011

Stayed up way past bedtime to finish The Boy Who Harnessed the Wind last night. I cried multiple times, and I’m not the particularly weepy sort. It’s just an incredible tale of entrepreneurial spirit and it gave me new respect for all my friends and family who have gone into service (be it Peace Corps or Foreign Service or Gates Foundation or Path)… A really incredible story. If you (are a person I know and) buy the book and don’t love it, I’ll personally buy your copy off of you (it’s a personal money-back guarantee!). It’d make a great gift to entrepreneurs, service-oriented folks, and nephews and nieces who need some help understanding the value of education.

Games for Learning

August 29th, 2011

Neat interview with Cathy Davidson, Duke University professor and author of Now You See It (a book about how the science of attention will transform the how we live, work, and learn). I like this quote in particular, because it describes why I’ve chosen to work on games:

“Games are integral in human society, from ancient times to the present. Games are based on strategy and on challenge. If you do well at a game, your reward isn’t “recess” or a “time out”; it’s a greater challenge. When you beat a tough opponent, you seek out a tougher one. That is learning. Being able to harness the energy of games is one of our best learning tools, as any good parent knows, from patty-cake to Simon Says to musical chairs to chess or go. You can advance physical, mental, linguistic, and intellectual progress through games where the testing isn’t after the fact but is intrinsic to and embedded in the very structure of play.

In the 1980s and 1990s virtually all the research on early video games was positive, about the benefits to everything from attention to memory. Games are still used to train pilots, the military, architects, surgeons (robotic and traditional), musicians, engineers, and are also used for rehab and to help or enhance elderly cognitive functions.”

The rest of the article is great, too.

How lazy reporters used E3′s long lines as a proxy for product buzz

June 26th, 2011

Catching up on my WSJ backlog — I’ve reduced the three-foot-high stack to a mere week’s worth — I came across this WSJ article (“New Wii Is Investor Fizzle”, July 10) and was enraged just enough to make a post. The offending material appears in the fifth and sixth paragraphs:

“The stock market’s pessimistic reaction [to the Wii U console announcement] contrasted with the frenzy Tuesday at the Electronic Entertainment Expoin Los Angeles, when Nintendo showed a prototype of the Wii U…. The line to play with the new console snaked around the exterior of Nintendo’s spacious booth at E3 … with some attendees waiting three hours.”

Why do the Wall Street Journal’s normally fastidious reporters fall for lowly booth bottleneck tricks? It’s easy enough to create a line-up at your booth if you reduce the number of stations (there were just 9 Wii U demo stations on the general floor — verify for yourself via this photo gallery) and give attendees ample time to sample the goods at each station (about five minutes per attendee was allowed when I stopped by the booth, but this was likely variable).

So here’s a little math that I learned back in OPIM 631: at five minutes per attendee across 9 stations, about 108 general attendees were able to get hands-on time with the Wii U per hour. In the first day of E3 (the above-mentioned Tuesday in the WSJ article), the exhibition floor was open just six hours. So let’s be generous and grant that maybe 700 general attendees (press, media, and VIPs excluded) were able to play with the console on Tuesday. An estimated 46,800 attendees went to E3, so  approximately 1.5% of total attendees played with the Wii U on the opening day of E3. Unimpressive.

Plus, given the professional nature of most attendees, hands-on time with the new console is a matter of professional due diligence because it’d sound like you misprioritized your time at E3 if you didn’t bother to get hands on time with the one new console that was announced this year.

What’s more, anytime the line threatened to dwindle to a non-buzzyworthy length, it’d be trivial for the marketers to instruct the girls manning the stations to allow attendees another minute or two.

In other words, this setup guaranteed long lines (plus, Nintendo’s got a long history of carefully managing supply of games, consoles and E3 lines to create perception of constraint and/or popularity) so I’m disappointed in the reporters who used the mere existence of lines as evidence of the console’s success at E3.

I’m not saying anything about the quality of Nintendo’s new console or their strategy. Hell, their marketers appear to be pretty savvy in that they’re able to turn an operations constraint into product “buzz.” Rather than a comment on Nintendo’s strategy, this is more a comment on the media that keep falling for the same old tricks. Unfortunately, it’s not just the mainstream media who fail to do a little operations analysis … Joystiq fell for it too. (Many other blogs covered the “lines” for the Wii U without scratching below the surface, but I’m particularly disappointed in Joystiq, since I spent two years there.)

Photographic genius … squashed

June 18th, 2011

I ran across this little story in a longer NYT piece about Disneyworld … and I thought to myself that it’s too bad that Lucho wasn’t supported by his teacher here, because (depending on how young he was) he showed a form of genius that might have been stifled for life on this day. A fun anecdote. But scary to think about how kids’ brushes with their true talent — their purpose in life — might be stymied by adults who are just doing their jobs.

“When I taught for a year at a school in Lima, Peru, there was no greater hero among the students than the kid who had just returned from Orlando. They didn’t want to hear about California or New York. I had one student, called Lucho. He came back from his trip with a thick stack of photos, in one of those paper wallets. He wanted to pass them around. And kill 30 minutes of class? Ah, you twisted my arm, Lucho. Unfortunately the pictures were entirely of women’s bottoms. It wasn’t “nice” or shapely bottoms that Lucho had been after, but gigantically obese ones. They’ve never seen people who look like us, most places in the world. I confiscated the pictures and stood red-faced, flip-booking through them in front of the class. Shot after zoomed shot of enormous, complexly dimpled bottoms shrink-wrapped into the most outrageously tight and revealing spandex. Young Lucho had found enough of these to fire through an entire roll. It was hard to come down on a student who showed such thoroughness of observation. I thought about him every time I saw one of these Americans go pounding by.” (source)

HP chooses webOS for their tablet product, but why?

July 15th, 2010

CrunchGear’s Matt Burns leaps to an interesting conclusion in his coverage of the news that HP has decided to kill their tablet project that would have run Android: “the best option won and HP is going with the webOS over Windows 7 or Android.”

What’s more likely: after HP paid $1.2B for the  acquisition of Palm, the only politically possible decision HP executives could make is to make damned sure that investment is put to work in the fullest possible way. Would shareholders have accepted any other decision?

Out of the many factors that HP considered in its decision (from technical to consumer trends to licensing considerations), it’s hard to see how the webOS price wasn’t the most heavily weighted factor in the decision.

LA is the most bohemian city in North America (woo)

June 4th, 2010

Richard Florida’s Who’s Your City was a key read in my quest to become comfortable with the idea of moving to Southern California. If not for that book, I might have never made the move, and I’d certainly still harbor a lot more venom for the goddamned sprawl (and attendant traffic and pollution) that defines this region. However, Richard Florida helped me understand that all that stuff is nothing compared to the huge advantages that come to a region that becomes a world magnet for creative talent (as LA has). Because knowledge workers of all types tend to mass together, LA is to the creative world what NYC and London are to finance, San Francisco is to technology, and Washington DC is to stupidity.

So, it’s with some glee that I saw LA top his Bohemian Index.  If that were a worldwide index, it would pretty accurately describe the only cities I’d want to live in.

Required reading: the future of Netflix

June 4th, 2010

If you work in or otherwise care about the future of digital media, this Netflix presentation is required reading.

Socialist supergerms teach me the Value of Nothing

April 25th, 2010

The Obama healthcare package is already working its black magic. The first common cold I caught after the passage of the healthcare reform bill wasn’t at all common. Sure, this cold had all the usual symptoms, but it also had some suspiciously socialist leanings. Evidence:

  • Timing: the cold struck as I embarked for a weekend that was intended to be full of hikes in the Joshua Tree national forest; instead it was full of couch time. In 48 hours, I spent about 18 hours reading and 20 sleeping.
  • Materials: trying to pack for the trip as the socialist germs wreaked havoc on my system, I accidentally grabbed a certain back-issue of Adbusters (Adbusters (Thought Control in Economics, September October 2009)) and a strangely consonant book I’d just picked up, The Value of Nothing: How to Reshape Market Society and Redefine Democracy. The issue of Adbusters and the book were perfectly paired… Once I’d finished all that nasty commie porn, I rifled through the shelves of the home — and found deckled-edged socialist tome Eating Animals (which, in all seriousness, is amazing). Could this plethora of propaganda be mere coincidence? I think not. Clearly, Obama’s communist supergerms made this happen.
  • Context: we stayed in an amazing house that was totally off the grid in the middle of the beautiful Pipes Canyon desert near Pioneertown, CA. Solar for power. Water tank for water.  Dead silent, except for the occasional dust devil that whipped by and the buzzing of bees that tended to cactus blossoms on the other side of the screen doors. Only the Obama Whitehouse could be a more fruitful place to be reading the socialist wonkfestos I’d brought along with me. This was the perfect context for believing that living off the grid every day might be an achievable lifestyle.

In short, I find myself infected with feverish dreams of building a post-capitalist lifestyle for myself right in the heart of Orange County. This was one of those weekends that helped crystallize an alternate vision for what I might like the rest of my life to look like.

So… thanks to the aforementioned socialist supergerms, I was afforded the time and space to think, and the outcome was kind of radical.

Engadget loses the scoop to Gizmodo flexibility in “lost iPhone” coverage

April 19th, 2010

Everyone’s yammering about the amazing scoop that Gizmodo scored when it supposedly purchased an unreleased, next-gen iPhone from whoever “found” it in a bar. Most of the discussion is about the phone’s stats, industrial design, those “seams” and other technical bullshit.

What nobody seems to be covering is how Gizmodo was able to obtain the phone. This to me is a great example of the type of editorial flexibility that Gawker’s indie stance has bought it.

Here’s what I’m guessing the discussions sounded like at Engadget and Gawker.

The discussion at AOL (Engadget’s corporate parent): “Can we buy a potentially stolen phone from a shady dude who says he found it in a bar?”

AOL Lawyers, middle managers, corporate FUDders, etc.: “No. Well maybe. Fill out this form in triplicate and run it by legal and procurement and let’s talk about it next Monday when the group VP is back from volcano exile.”

Gizmodo editor: “Hi Nick. Blam here. Looks like Apple’s next phone is available… We want this scoop. What’s my max bid? And can you let the lawyers know?”

Nick: “I’ll get on it. Try to keep it in the low five digits. Keep me updated.” (Denton admitted here to “checkbook journalism.”)

Result: Gizmodo picks up the scoop of the year (so far) for a rumored $10k and is killing it in pageviews as a result. I’m sure the Engadget guys would have liked to buy the phone, but by the time they’d filled out a P.O. in triplicate for AOL higher-ups, Gawker had already obtained the phone.

Why did I break my long vow of laziness to post this? Well, this story really gets me going because I was stymied by AOL’s lack of budget support for our editorial efforts at Joystiq (back in 2005-2007 when I was involved). We repeatedly tried to secure top writing talent and great features, but AOL repeatedly failed to provide a meaningful budget for it. Maybe this iPhone thing will be a wake-up call. Or maybe (if the phone turns out to be stolen) it’ll simply put another arrow in the AOL legal team’s quiver. Even so, I like Gawker’s chutzpah.

Expert wine ratings are highly variable, awards are essentially random

November 16th, 2009

Excellent story in the Weekend WSJ about wine ratings. Of course you can’t do a “blind” test of a game, but I’m seeing some interesting criticisms in this of the metacritic system of game rankings.

More recently read

October 20th, 2009

Recently (since my last post, anyways) finished the following. I’d recommend the ones with stars:

Reading while riding

September 2nd, 2009

NYT notes that one of reading’s last refuges is subway commuters. Certainly true in my case. Since I started commuting from downtown LA to Irvine via rail (60 minutes each way) I’m getting a lot more reading done. I’m loving it.

2009 books update

August 6th, 2009

No time to add extensive text, but do need to write these down somewhere, as I’m about to wipe my blackberry (where I keep the list) and need to remember that I’ve recently read:

  • Who’s Your City by Richard Florida
  • Classic Drucker
  • Nudge
  • Sex, Drink, Fast Cars by Stephen Bayley
  • Status Anxiety
  • The Three Signs of a Miserable Job
  • Billion Dollar Lessons
  • The Lost World
  • It’s All Too Much
  • Loyalty Myths
  • Reefer Madness

Also, on the list to read soon:

  • Rise of the Creative Class
  • Opposable Minds
  • The Hidden Persuaders
  • The Status Seekers
  • The Waste Makers
  • Theory of th eLeisure Class
  • The Instinct of Workmanship
  • The Perfect Storm
  • World War Z
  • Mousedriver Chronicles
  • Douglass North
  • The Spy Who Came In from the Cold
  • Free (for free)

2009 books: 7, 8, 9, 10

May 31st, 2009

Picked up the pace a bit in May, but still only 10 books down versus a goal of 21 (one per week is the target pace).

I finished:

#7: The Sushi Economy: Globalization and the Making of a Modern Delicacy by Sasha Issenberg. An easy, fun read with lots of quirky insight into the characters that made tuna the delicacy that it is today. I enjoyed this and recommend it to anyone with an interest in how supply chain innovations can create whole industries. Reading this has bumped tk back to the top of my reading list.

#8: The Numerati by Stephen Baker. Read this on the flight from NYC to Heathrow Airport and still had two hours to spare. It’s a quick, enjoyable survey of the potential for data mining and how companies that master it might create incredible new advances in human welfare (and of course corporate profits). Enjoyed the chapter on how medicinal use of body monitors could result in drastic healthcare improvements. Not one of my favorite books — found it a bit too “Newsweek” in style. That is, it seemed dumbed down for a business audience, just missing the mark for business writing that I like (The Economist does a better job hitting the right balance between catering to a business audience and being faithful to complicated subjects).

#9: Spent: Sex, Evolution, and Consumer Behavior by Geoffrey Miller. Spent shifted my whole outlook on consumerism and why it’s such an integral part of modern society. Loved it. Maybe the top book of 2009 (from my list) so far. Huge insights for consumer marketers guaranteed.

#10: Super Crunchers: Why Thinking-by-Numbers Is the New Way to Be Smart by Ian Ayres. Enjoyed this one more than The Numerati which covers many of the same topics. Super Crunchers does a better job with impactful anecdotes and he author is an actual practitioner of quantitative analysis. Examples in this book are more powerful and appicable to everyday business. This is a book I’ll be tempted to keep on my shelf rather than sell off.

Next up:

  • Loyalty Myths by Keiningham et al.
  • Web Analytics by Avinash Kaushik
  • Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Jane Austin, Seth Grahame-Smith
  • Competing on Analytics by Thomas H. Davenport and Jeanne G. Harris
  • Billion Dollar Lessons by Paul Carrol and Chunka Mui

2009 books 4, 5, 6

May 4th, 2009

Just read, in quick succession a few more books. It felt good to knock out #6 in a single day. And yet I’m still 20+ books behind my goal pace of one per week, though.

#4: There’s No Elevator to the Top: A Leading Headhunter Shares the Advancement Strategies of the World’s Most Successful Executives  Occasional flashes of useful career navigation advice, but disorganized, rambling, and annoyingly preachy for the most part. I wouldn’t re-read it, but I don’t regret reading it for the few things I picked up.

#5: Prisoner of X: 20 Years in the Hole at Hustler Magazine Hustler editorial big cheese’s  hilariously ribald account of a truly bizarre organization. Left it on a plane after I was done reading. Wonder who picked it up? I learned quite a bit about Larry Flynt Publishing, about Hustler editorial structure — stuff I care a lot about given my journalism background — and learned some neat smut factoids.

#6: Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex The best of the three — mostly because the writer was more talented and the material better researched. The book took me on a roller-coaster ride of emotional lows (horror at how recently medical professionals were performing the equivalent of sexual lobotomies and how backwards society is on this topic) and highs (many genuine laugh-out-loud moments at the absurdity of it all). Also genuinely illuminating and instructive on the topic of research done well and done poorly. Loved this one, but not for the squeamish.

Nearest the top in my daunting stack of unfinished books:

  • Billion-Dollar Lessons: What You Can Learn from the Most Inexcusable Business Failures of the Last 25 Years
  • Competing on Analytics
  • The Numerati
  • Super Crunchers
  • Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (no joke)
  • The House of Mondavi

Poor Girls: Jude the Obscure :: Spammers : All of Us

April 24th, 2009

The subject lines of two emails in my junk mail folder right now remind me of one of my favorite books, Jude the Obscure:

  1. “Tap her hole and drill her.”
  2. “Specialize in X-Ray technology. Train to be a Radiologist.”

 In a critical moment early on in the book, Jude is walking along a public road and thinking about his progress towards his goal of becoming a great scholar, pondering the great authors he’ll read –Euripides, Plato, Aristotle, Lucretius, Epictetus, Seneca, Antoninus — when he’s hit in the ear with a chopped-off pig penis thrown at him by low-class girls who are washing pig offal in a stream and who call him “Hoity-toity.” One of these girls (the thrower of the pig parts) becomes his wife and completely derails his dreams of scholarship.

These two spam emails pretty much sum up Jude’s losing battle between pursuit of animal gratificatin and pursuit of high-minded scholarship. It’s fun (and maybe a bit sad) to note that not a lot has changed since Hardy published Jude the Obscure back in 1896. I’m wondering whether some cultural critic a hundred years from now will take a serious look at spam mail over time and come to the same conclusion.

Why I didn’t renew my Zune Pass

April 9th, 2009

Signed up for a 14-day free trial of Zune Pass but won’t renew. Here’s why:

  • Tried to buy an album (730 MS Points) — half of the 10 songs downloaded and the rest refused to download. I had to spend half an hour on the phone to resolve the issue. The album still isn’t purchasable and they advised me to avoid trying again, calling the album “bugged.” To their credit, phone support was top notch and also surprisingly nice. But ecommerce needs to work Amazon flawlessly for me to want to continue to engage in it. Also, it’s annoying to use MS Points instead of standard dollars. I know why they’re used (having worked at Microsoft), but I feel that Microsoft has way underinvested in improving the MS Points architecture, infrastructure, reliability and consumer-facing features. It’s old and increasingly a weak point for products that use it.  

 

  • The catalog is infested with DRM’ed music. I should be able to change a preference so that no DRM content is ever shown to me. I won’t buy it and don’t want to be shown it. Of the “millions” of songs in the catalog, it felt like half were DRM.

 

  • The Zune recommendation engine is broken. Pandora does it well. Zune doesn’t. I just clicked on Zune’s “songs for you” and they recommended Justin Timberlake. Are you frigging kidding me? I’ve played 2,673 songs through on Zune at this point and you push JT on me? Are you trying to make me retch on my keyboard? The software should have a *very* good idea of my tastes. Pandora nails this. If only Pandora’s Music Genome technology were part of Zune! So, in order to find good new music, I had to run Pandora for the recommendations, then I had to punch in Pandora’s recommendations to see if Zune had the music (it often didn’t, or when it did, it was often crippled with DRM).

 

  • Unavailable content. I couldn’t find ANY content from (just to name a few) Man Plus, Truckasaurus. I also couldn’t find some very important content from Ratatat. Of Ratatat’s available content, much was available only through a whole album purchase. This is not a great consumer experience, but I realize it’s a business and licensing issue. The music industry makes it far easier for me to pirate. Here I am, a paying consumer, looking to buy music that I like and it’s EASIER for me to find it outside of a legit content service like Zune.

 

  • Favorites list is crippled. This one I blame the Zune team for. In my first couple of days with the Zune pass, I’m blithely listening to music and tagging certain content as “favorite” thinking I’ll be able to go back to these favorites at any time (as I might a “favorite” within a browser). I even imagined that I’d be able to assemble a playlist out of my favorites. Instead, the “favorites” is just 8 songs long. This was probably done so that server-side storage per account was kept reasonably low (a cost savings) and maybe even because licensing restrictions made long favorites lists problematic. But this is broken. Avid music listeners certainly have more than 8 favorite songs — we might have dozens or hundreds, depending on the mood that we’re in.

I could go on, but these are the most egregious issues that prevented me from renewing my Zunepass subscription. It’s too bad. I want to see something like this succeed.

Wild Ginger Seattle serves spoiled crab meat, and doesn’t *seem* to care

April 2nd, 2009

This is a great business lesson *and* a great restaurant story all wrapped into one post.

First, I’m not usually the type to want to take a beef public. I believe that one should praise in public, criticize in private. However, Wild Ginger (a relatively expensive restaurant located in downtown Seattle) makes it impossible to send anything more than a few words at a time to them. Their “contact us” form rejects submission of comments that are too long and (even worse) gives the user no indication of why the form failed to submit.

So, because Wild Ginger’s comment form is broken, I must make the comment in public and LINK to it in their comment form. Isn’t that brilliant? I bet that that’s exactly the side-effect they didn’t have in mind when they told their web designer to limit comments to 150 characters (or whatever the limit is).

Here’s the text of the complaint I tried to submit:

I was having lunch with business associates at Wild Ginger (downtown Seattle) today and noticed that the crab cakes that we ordered as appetizers smelled strongly of ammonia. At first, I misidentified the source of the odor as the dipping sauce that came with the crab cakes (because the sauce did indeed smell of ammonia), so the server took away one of the two dipping sauces at our table and returned 20 minutes later to inform me that they had determined that the sauce wasn’t spoiled. By the time the server returned, I had rediagnosed the source of the odor as coming from the crab cakes themselves. I pointed this out to the server, and he took away one of the three crab cakes on the table (not the two remaining dishes of crab cakes, mind you, which would have been the appropriate response, even if the customer was just imagining the whole issue).

The server returned 5 to 10 minutes later to say that the crab cakes were indeed “off” and that he’d be removing the crab cakes from our bill. I expected Wild Ginger to make a better response than “We’ll take those off your bill.” Wild Ginger was serving spoiled crab! The restaurant should have assured me that they’d be taking the rotten crab cakes OFF THE MENU.

Subsequent to the meal, I did some research online and learned that ammonia in crab is a common symptom of spoiled crab meat. There is ample documentation of this issue online, but here are a couple of particularly enlightening links:

http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/346785
http://www.ari1.com/id41.htm

Serving spoiled crab is not something I would have expected of Wild Ginger. I have been to the restaurant at this point a dozen times since I came to Seattle in 2006 and have always considered it a safe place for a business lunch. Now that I’ve been served spoiled seafood at Wild Ginger, and now that I’ve experienced an underwhelming response to the issue, I am questioning whether it is safe to order *anything* from the menu. Perhaps refrigeration standards are not up to par. Perhaps other hygiene issues exist. I know I may be overreacting because one bad experience in a dozen doesn’t necessarily mak a restaurant bad (especially after so many positive experiences), but I was particularly concerned that the waiter didn’t react more appropriately to the issue. At the very least, the waiter should have removed all of the spoiled food from the table immediately. He took away one single crab cake, not the whole lot. Second, I would have expected escalation to a shift manager who could apologize for the issue. Finally, I’d also expect not to see the crab continue to be served on other diners’ tables.

PS: Please fix your web comment form.

Screw it, I’m breaking embargo: ECONOMIST TO LAUNCH THEME PARK!

March 31st, 2009

I am still on some press lists … and am usually pretty well behaved about obeying embargos, but this one I’m going to break because (a) it’s from my former employer and (b) it’s awesome news and I want to be the first to out it!

The Economist to Launch London Theme Park

 

Media brand branches into experiential space

 

London, UK–  As part of a strategy designed to broaden the revenue base, leverage content over new platforms and promote The Economist brand to a young and dynamic audience, The Economist Group is delighted to announce the development of a public-entertainment facility that combines the magic of a theme park with the excitement of macroeconomics.

 

After six months of negotiations with the British government, The Economist Group can confirm that Econoland will be built on a former industrial estate in East London, close to the beating heart of the City and thus to a large potential market of financial-sector employees.

 

Thanks to issues relating to its previous use, the site has been acquired at an advantageous price. Most of the toxic wastes have been cleared and levels of carcinogens appear to have returned to normal. High unemployment in the area will only increase the facility’s attractions, as former City workers seek to recapture some of the excitement they enjoyed in their professional life. Heavy investment in security and a landscaped moat and electric fence will neutralise any potential threat from the growing anarchist presence.

 

Among the thrilling experiences Econoland will offer are:

The currency high-roller: Float like a butterfly with the euro and drop like a stone with the pound!

Chamber of horrors: Tremble at the wailing of distressed debt!

Fiscal fantasyland: Watch the economy shrivel before your very eyes as you struggle to stop growth falling!

Bankrupt Britain: Pit your wits against the government as you try to sink sterling and bring the country to its knees!

The severe contest: Try your strength against a bear market!

Econoland will appeal to the kid in everyone, although children themselves will not be admitted. The park will open on April 1st.

 

More information, including exclusive images of the park, are available at Economist.com by clicking here.

 

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Up, up and away

February 25th, 2009

Tomorrow’s my last day at Microsoft. I never thought I’d be leaving Microsoft after just two years here (many people know what a huge advocate of the company I’ve been). It took a special opportunity to tear me away from all of the great people and awesome Xbox and PC games projects that I’ve had an opportunity to work on as a member of the interactive entertainment business development team.

After a week off, I’ll be joining NCsoft West (developer & publisher of massively multiplayer online games including Aion, Guild Wars, City of Heroes, Lineage)  in their new HQ located in downtown Seattle (4th and Pike — less than a mile from my home at 11th and Pike!). I’ll be leading a team responsible for research and analytics — together we’ll be generating actionable market, consumer, and competitive insights.

NCsoft’s got years of experience developing, publishing and operating next-generation online games and is very well positioned to leverage* its assets to compete effectively in the service-oriented future that’s rapidly becoming a reality within the games business. Very exciting! I’m also thrilled to be working on MMOs as a genre. The thousands of hours I spent playing Everquest (2000-2003) led to the epiphany that resulted in my pursuit of a career in games. I’m doing what I love … and getting paid for it. It’s not quite “playing games for a living” (as friends outside the industry are wont to refer to it), but it’s still somewhat unbelievable!

For locals: I’ll be at Smith Bar (Capitol Hill, Seattle) tomorrow from 7pm until late.

* Whoa! I can use words like “leverage” in writing again! Crush! Kill! Compete! Yay. I’ve regained some vocabulary. (‘softie joke)

2009 book #3: Seth Godin’s Tribes

February 16th, 2009

Finished Tribes: We Need You to Lead Us last week. Inspirational, but fluffy. Reminded me a lot of Tom Peters’ writing style. My takeaway: don’t be scared to take a leap; passionately lead and the rest will follow. Four stars (not five — it’s ultimately just business erotica).

Addicted to success?

February 16th, 2009

This article in the WSJ that spoke to me. Summary quotes:

“The deepening recession is exacting punishment for a psychological vice that masquerades as virtue for many working people: the unmitigated identification of self with occupation, accomplishment and professional status. This tendency can induce outright panic as more and more people fear loss of employment.”

“Like a drug, professional success can induce a feeling of ecstasy that quickly feels essential. Recapturing that feeling can require greater and greater feats, a phenomenon that — more than simple greed — explains the drive for ever-larger bonuses and conquests.”

Pretty good summary of typical careerist neuroticism. Not so sure that it’s a vice to be stamped out, though.

50 books a year?

January 26th, 2009

I’d love to average about a book a week this year, but so far, with January drawing to a close, I’ve only finished two. I had better pick up the pace if I’m going to stay on track…

  1. i-mode Strategy (2/5): waste of time. I picked up some neat anecdotes and a better understanding of i-mode’s inception, but I’d have learned more just reviewing the Wikipedia entry. McKinsey consultants are portrayed quite unfavorably here, but I found myself more frustrated at the author’s lack of business acumen and found her frustration with the consultants naive.
  2. On the Road (4/5): It took all sorts of willpower to stay mentally engaged and to actively visualize the scenes in this manic roadie romp, but the effort really paid off. I’m still experiencing flashbacks, days after finishing it.

(Please pardon my experimentation with an Amazon Associates account I set up years ago but never used, until now.)

The opportunity in the newspaper downfall

December 24th, 2008

While a student in Wharton’s MBA program, I simultaneously served as EIC for the AOL-owned Joystiq properties, the largest video game blog network on the web. This was basically a full-time job on top of my MBA curriculum. For the most part, it was difficult to balance the two roles, but sometimes it lead to insights that wouldn’t have occurred had I not been deeply steeped in new journalism and MBA studies.

One idea that I built out for a class (including business model and all that MBA jazz) was the idea of going head-to-head against the likes of the Financial Times, WSJ, and NYT with an online-only business news publication. The company would not be saddled with expensive print and distribution operations, and would also allow its writers to live wherever they liked, so long as they were near one of the world’s major airport hubs and population centers.

The reason for this unorthodox structure was to keep fixed overhead costs very, very low so that (a) all salaries could be covered through even mediocre advertising, special publishing and syndication revenues; (b) the extra margins (to the extent that any existed) could be focused on talent acquisition, talent retention and brand building. Unshackled by the dead weight of physical operations, the business would be agile, fast, and ultimately deadly for the lumbering giants — even the Grey Lady.

Alas, I never went any further with the idea, but every new report on the collapse has me kicking myself for not building this out and trying to make it happen. It’s too late now. The timing would have been perfect two or three years ago. The physical news media are already reaching advanced stages of collapse which has some of them earnestly working to reinvent themselves (the LA Times, for instance, announced that digital revenues now cover newsroom payroll!). The survivors will be much, much stronger and will have their pick of talent.

It’s fun to watch from the sidelines, but I wonder how long I’ll have to wait to feel this sure about an opportunity to found a startup so clearly in my domain of expertise and passion. The collapse and rebirth of multi-billion dollar, multi-century industries doesn’t happen often (thankfully). I hope I’ve got the guts to pursue the next one.

Creativity December 2008

December 20th, 2008

It’s sometimes nice to spend a whole afternoon with Creativity Magazine and follow all the links and suggestions. Here’s the best of what I found in the December issue of the magazine.

I confess, I am an addict

December 3rd, 2008

I’m certain: the most incredible thing ever published on the subject of coffee addiction is right here.

Here’s how I make my coffee.

Every Saturday morning, in a very large glass french press, I cold-brew heaps and heaps of high-quality coffee. On Sunday evening, after about 36 hours, I push the filter down on the cold grounds and bottle the elixir in empty wine bottles which then go into the fridge.

To prepare: I pour a serving of this iced coffee into a cup, microwave it, then put in a teaspoonfull of condensed, sweetened milk. I stir and stir, then drink it down pretty fast, since I’m paranoid about letting coffee sit on my teeth too long.

Pizza Tour Post Mortem

December 1st, 2008

Since everyone’s asking, here’s the verdict on the places we visited:

  • Rose & Joe’s Italian Bakery @ 22-40 31st St., Astoria, NY (Yelp)
    • Verdict: tremendously tasty bakery pizza. This is like the “reference spec” for Pizza Hut when it was still made out of just one kitchen by a single entrepreneur.
  • Rosario’s Deli @ 2255 31st St., Astoria, NY (Yelp)
    • Verdict: The sauce is just a touch too sweet, but Rosario makes a very fine crust and fresh mozz. The overall effect makes this a top 5 by-the-slice establishment.
  • Sac’s Pizza Place @ 25-41 Broadway, Astoria, NY (Yelp
    • Verdict: Nicely balanced tomatoes, but we were their first customers of the day the day after thanksgiving — meaning that the coal-fired oven was not hot enough yet. Our pie came out of the gas oven, disappointing us. I intend to give this one another shot.
  • Di Fara Pizzeria @ 1420 Avenue J at E 15th St., Brooklyn, NY (Yelp)
    • Verdict: Everyone’s favorite. Unfortunately, the middle-tier of the three-tier oven kept burning one side of the pies. Dom needs to fix this. Char is good, but burning a significant portion of the hump is wrong and Dom should know better. Still, the pizza is just wonderful.
  • Joe’s @ 7 Carmine St., New York, NY 10014 (Yelp)
    • Verdict: Also a top 5 by-the-slice establishment. Very solid exemplar of the true NYC slice.
  • Arturo’s @ 106 W Houston St., New York, NY 10012 (Yelp)
    • Verdict: Surly, unfriendly waiter. Chintzy Italian decor. Overly brittle crust with too much dry hump. Unremarkable pie. Did not live up to my hopes that this coal-fired pizza might become my go-to coal-fired pizza place in NYC.
  • Grandaisy Bakery (formerly Sullivan St. Bakery) @ 73 Sullivan St., New York, NY (Yelp)
    • Verdict: Still my favorite pizza in all of NYC; truly unique Rome-style bakery pizza but with upscale bread and fantastically fresh ingredients. Will always be on my itinerary when I’m in NYC.
  • L’Asso @ 192 Mott St., New York, NY (between Kenmare St & Spring St) (Yelp)
    • Verdict: Crust on the pies we had was fatally flawed. Like thick paper, the crust got wet and basically disintegrated moments outof the oven. Too cracker-like at the hump, too limp in the center. Good decor and service, though. This pizza is better than average, but not a top-10 establishment.

 My top pizza list is therefore largely unchanged by this tour:

1. Pepe’s (New Haven)

2. Grandaisy Bakery (NYC) 

3. Di Fara’s (Brooklyn)

4. Joe’s (NYC)

5. Lombardi’s (NYC) — (but only off-hours, when the tourons are not mobbing it)

6. Una Pizza Napoletana (NYC)

7. Franny’s (Brooklyn)

8. Patsy’s (NYC)

9. Rose & Joe’s (Astoria)

10. Grimaldi’s (Brooklyn)

On my next visit, I’m going to have to visit Artichoke, Denino’s (Staten Island — UGH) and all the New Haven establishments again.

NYC Pizza Tour 2008 [update 9]

November 27th, 2008

As of update 6, my pizza tour itinerary is near final. This post will be edited and updated with any changes.

ASTORIA

  • [DONE] Rose & Joe’s Italian Bakery @ 22-40 31st St., Astoria, NY (Yelp)
    • Transit: N/W to Ditmars Blvd station
    • Why: something magical in the taste of these slices. I don’t know what it is. I used to live a few blocks from here and try to never miss a return visit.
    • When: 10:30am 
  • [DONE] Rosario’s Deli @ 2255 31st St., Astoria, NY (Yelp)
    • Transit: Will walk across the street from Rose & Joe’s /  Walk from previous stop
    • Why: it’s a very nice slice made with very tasty tomatoes and fresh mozz. I often grabbed a slice from Rosario and a slice from Rose & Joe’s on my way to/from work.
    • When: 10:45am
  • [DONE] Sac’s Pizza Place @ 25-41 Broadway, Astoria, NY (Yelp
    • Transit: N/W to Broadway station, head west on Broadway. I plan to walk here from Rosario’s Deli /  Walk from previous stop
    • Why it’s on the list: underrated, supposedly. One of the few coal-fired places in NYC.
    • When: 11:30am

BROOKLYN

  • [DONE] Di Fara Pizzeria @ 1420 Avenue J at E 15th St., Brooklyn, NY (Yelp)
    • Transit: A very long subway ride from Astoria.  
    • Why: Domenico de Marco is a true maestro of mozz. I must have pizza touched by his hands once again (he’s not getting any younger). Plus, I skipped it last year and still feel guilty about that. I will be bringing a bottle of Vueve to enjoy with the pizza.
    • When: 1:00pm-ish (not sure how long it’ll take us to get there from Astoria)

MANHATTAN

  • [DONE] Joe’s @ 7 Carmine St., New York, NY 10014 (Yelp)
    • Transit: A/C/E/B/D/F/V to West 4th Street
    • Why: best by-the-slice place in all of NYC
    • When: 3:45pm ish
  • [ELIMINATED] No. 28 @ 28 Carmine Street, New York, NY 10014 (Yelp)
    • Transit: A/C/E/B/D/F/V to West 4th Street /  Walk from previous stop
    • Why: Lots of good stuff said about it… we’ll see
    • When: 3:00pm ish
  • [DONE] Arturo’s @ 106 W Houston St., New York, NY 10012 (Yelp)
    • Transit: Spring St-6th Ave (C, E) /  Walk from previous stop
    • Why: Rare coal fired pizza. This could be my new Lombardi’s, since Lombardi’s has just mismanaged their pizza trust for too long.
    • When: 4pm ish
  • [DONE] Grandaisy Bakery (formerly Sullivan St. Bakery) @ 73 Sullivan St., New York, NY (Yelp)
    • Transit: Walk from previous stop
    • Why: still my favorite pizza in all of NYC; truly unique Rome-style bakery pizza but with upscale bread and fantastically fresh ingredients
    • When: 5pm ish
  • [DONE] L’Asso @ 192 Mott St., New York, NY (between Kenmare St & Spring St) (Yelp)
    • Transit: Walk from previous stop
    • Why: Rishi Kundi made a timely recommendation. Plus, it’s got a great reputation with the pizzarati. I’ve never tried it.
    • When: 6pm ish
  • [SKIPPED -- TOO FULL!] Artichoke Basille’s Pizza & Brewery @ 328 E 14th Street (between 1st Ave & 2nd Ave) (Yelp)
    • Transit: L train to 1st Ave. / Walk from previous stop
    • Why: Haven’t been, but it seems like everyone’s been raving about it.
    • When: 7pm sharp
  • [DONE] Wined Up Wine Bar @ 913 Broadway 2F, New York, NY 10010 (Yelp)
    • Transit: Walk from previous stop 
    • Why: Fiona’s coordinating this part of the evening — unwind from the pizza tour at Wined Up. I’ve never tried it, but Fiona’s a vinophile, so I trust her opinion.
    • When: 8.30pm onwards…

NOT MAKING THE CUT

  • Grimaldi’s: Has officially become a tourist-oriented purveyor of formally edible pizzas. They used to be great, but they’ve lost the love and are too inconsistent. 
  • Lombardi’s: Has officially become a tourist-oriented purveyor of formally edible pizzas. Far too inconsistent. Dungeon basement seating next to restroom, rushed (and raw) pies during rush hours. The Philadelphia Phailure (a true blight on the Lombardi’s name).
  • Luzzo: went last year. Immemorable.
  • Nick’s: Have been a bunch. Not particularly awesome.
  • Una Pizza Napoletana: Have been a bunch. Just too much hype.
  • Patsy’s in Harlem: too inconvenient for this particular itinerary; not thrilled about traveling this distance for what often turns out to be an inconsistent pie
  • Franny’s (Brooklyn): just not convenient for the itinerary.
  • Lucali’s: Just couldn’t fit it into the itinerary.

Thanks to Slice NY in particular for the wonderful research resource. Thanks also to everyone who chimed in with recommendations.

November 28, 2008

November 27th, 2008

Will Wright tip on keeping car TCO low

November 24th, 2008

Will Wright (game designer) on car care. I love it. I may emulate him (if I ever manage to obtain an M3):

He drives: A BMW M3. It’s a two-door sedan. It’s astoundingly fast for how boring it looks, which is what I like about it. I always get ablack car and never wash it. It becomes bland looking, like urban camouflage.” (source: NYT)

Shop, baby, shop! (Or, how Palin will single-handedly shop us out of a recession)

October 22nd, 2008

Well doncha know the liberal gotcha media are at it again, unfairly smearing Sarah Palin’s decision to parade around in a mere $150,000-worth of designer threads. Listen, you lame liberals, Sarah Palin DESERVES to look good. Here, for the benefit of my conservative readership, are a few STUPID LIBERALS who get it all wrong, courtesy of DNC mouthpiece NY Magazine:  

• Marc Ambinder says that “Democrats are going to have a lot more fun with this than is prudent, but the heat for this story will come from Republicans who cannot understand how their party would do something this stupid … during the collapse of the financial system and the probable beginning of a recession.” The wardrobe price tag is “without precedent,” and one can tell by the campaign’s “weakly defensive response” that they’re “deeply embarrassed.” [Atlantic]

• Steve Benen thinks the “political implications are more than a little humiliating” considering “all the McCain campaign messages a story like this steps on — ‘elitist,’ ‘small-town values,’ ‘big spender,’ ‘relating to “real” America,’ etc.” [Political Animal/Washington Monthly]

• Christopher Orr concurs that many “Joe the Plumbers, Tito the Builders, Phil the Bricklayers, etc. … may be less than thrilled to hear that the RNC has apparently spent $150,000 clothing and accessorizing La Palin.” Though on the bright side, “John McCain’s $520 Ferragamos now sound like the shoes of a pauper.” [Plank/New Republic]

• Matthew Yglesias says John Edwards’s $400 haircut, over which there was such a huge kerfuffle, looks “like a rounding error compared to Palin’s September hair and makeup expenses.” It’s also surprising that this type of expenditure is legal, though apparently it is. [Think Progress]

• Chuck Todd and friends believe the story “could further add to the perception that Palin isn’t a serious candidate.” And Andrea Mitchell wonders whether Palin is “permitted to accept these kinds of gifts under Alaska ethics laws.” [First Read/MSNBC]

• Jake Tapper wonders whether Palin realizes that even if she donates the clothes to charity, as her campaign claims, she still has to pay taxes on “those fancy new duds just as if someone had written her a check for $150,000.” [Political Punch/ABC News]

• Amanda Carpenter understands that “Palin needs to look good and probably didn’t have a closet full of prime time suits in stock before she got picked,” but thinks this is “extravagant.” She also wonders how much Hillary Clinton spent in comparison. [Town Hall]

• Ezra Klein writes that being a governor, Palin presumably had clothing that “was appropriate for giving political speeches and attending campaign meetings.” Even assuming she needed some new things, “$150,000 of other people’s money” is too much. [American Prospect]

• Michael Tomasky calls the expenditures “both ghastly and hilarious,” and says it’s “way beyond my comprehension” how a woman “running for public office and giving speeches about how she’s just a regular Joe/Joan who understands what regular families go through” can accept “$3,500 jackets.” The tangible effect is that this will “demoralize Republicans.” [Guardian UK]

• Sam Stein writes that the timing is awful: As the “Republican ticket is trying to highlight its connection to the working class,” it’s revealed that Palin “received more valuable clothes in one month than the average American household spends on clothes in 80 years.” [HuffPo]

• Alex Koppelman says “the optics of this aren’t great for the McCain campaign or for Palin, especially given the country’s economic woes and the work the campaign has done to portray Palin and her family as salt-of-the-earth middle-class types.” [War Room/Salon]

• Emily Bazelon contends that, “In a sense, this is unfair,” because any wealthy candidate would already have the nice clothes that Palin needed to buy. Plus, “Isn’t her image a legitimate campaign expense?” However, “the price tag is just much [too] high, too many teacher and nurse and firefighter salaries,” and it also “points out exactly how much Palin is trading on her sexuality, her winks, her look.” [XX Factor/Slate]